todae is e day i felt like a superstar with lotsa reporters bombarding me wif qns n qns n more qns.. reporters=my relatives..
e moment i stepped into e living room:
cousin A: wah u always become prettier everytime i c u leh.. now doin modelling izzit?
me: no la not tall enuff how to b model
cousin A: lidat still not tall ah.. hmmm.. y nv c ur bf?
me: well.. im currently single n available!
cousin: huh? so fast? wat happened? he not rich? or he's not smart? or not handsome enuff? or too flirt? or treat u badly?
me: not la not suitable lor
cousin A: ok la nvm i tell u.. find bf must find those rich one, not very smart, not very handsome one..
me: okok got it..
*say i needa go toilet*
when i came out frm e toilet:
cousin B: hey happie new yr!!
me: happie new yr..
cousin B: wheres ur bf?
me: no bf..
cousin B: y? tt one no good ah?
me: not exactly la
cousin B: den u noe wat? u must b e picky one!
at e dinner table:
auntie A: ying ying ah.. tis yr nv bring ur bf ah?
me: no bf tis yr mah..
auntie A: huh?? tt time u all look like wanna get married how come lidat?
me: dunno leh.. lidat means lidat lor..
cousin C: tt time still saw e 2 of u at botanic gardens leh.. quite loving..
me: huh? u saw me? y nv say hi?
cousin C: aiya i scared u paiseh mah.. not bad ah.. e guy still know must bring u to botanic gardens.. hahaha..
me: ok la quite common wat go botanic gardens..
auntie A: aiyo ying ah not say i naggy.. u now got abit of age liao dun keep changing bfs leh.. later no more nice ones ard then u noe..
me: ehhhh.. den dun get married lor
aunite A: choy! cny dun lidat curse urself ah i tell u.. u will regret tis!
cousin A: aiya u worried for wat.. she sure got alot of ppl woo one la..
auntie A: better b safe then sorrie mah
cousin D: but car old alr muz scrape, bf oso de same! i tink ying ying did e rite thing!
e conversation went on n on.. i lost count of how many times i was asked "where's ur bf".. n my reply gets more n more routine each time someone asked.. CNY is such a dread.. esp when everyone has seen ur ex-bf b4.. coz u brought him to so many family gatherings.. hen fan ah!! plus i juz realised i gotta work tmr.. sianzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
