eugene, ur tag made me so depressed i have to blog abt it..
im not exactly strong.. i wonder how ppl come to e conclusion tt im strong.. puzzling man.. so i decided to examine tis particular comment, which made me go SIMI DAI JI? first i wld like to defend myself..
below r some examples of me being weak:
1)mummy always says: ying cong/ying xuan ah.. c wat jie jie wans to eat.. buy for her! shouldnt e elder sis b e one takin care of e younger bros??? how come e other way round?
2)a colleague used BLUR to described me.. irene dun tink tt word is appropriate.. but soon gotta agree coz i cant even differentiate between "monday" n "morning"
3)i hav my gu niang side, for eg im scared of water n papercuts
4)according to hx.. she likes to act childish at times n let ppl take care of her.. but whenever she's wif me.. she's ALWAYS e mature adult.. coz i v ling ren dan xin..
5)i hav v emo side too.. n of coz, serious pms!
so tell me.. y am i still a buddy gal???!!!
not gal next door -----------> buddy gal?
dun pray pray hor.. i tink tis hypothesis makes perfect sense!
btw, characteristics of a gal next door:
1)speaks wif volume control
2)luffin out loud is no no
3)wears silver accessories eg heart-shaped diamond pendant, gift frm mummy/bf
4)attends lectures n tutorials religiously
5)not exactly sports inclined, coz sports r too "rough" for them.. sewing n cookin suits them more
6)reads iweekly
7)likes pink color
8)likes princessy stuff
9)eats healthily, soupy meals like yong tau foo, wif lotsa vege
10)carries water bottle, umbrella, n most importantly, tissue paper!
11)listens to mandarin pop (songs like guang liang's tong hua)
12)has brown, rebonded, long hair
therefore, i guess in e eyes of e majority of men out there, im considered undesirable.. to think tt i, myself, is an elitist.. piang! as wat mummy always say, "ppl dun hiam u very gd alr.. u still wanna hiam ppl" means wat??? got ppl willing to marry me i shld b thankful ah.. kaoz!
-out of desperation, i bugged leslie regardin tis topic-
here's a dialogue i had wif my leslie tan, e man who wld ask me to stop being GAY when i scream at e sight of cockroaches..
me: u tink im buddy gal?
him: i tink u r a buddy, others i dunno wat they tink
me: tell me la i wont scold u one
him: say wat? i dunno.. reallie.. to me u r buddy lor.. noe so long liao..
me: izzit becoz i watch more soccer than some men, play more sports, play more mahjong?
him: wat rubbish, lidat den gd lor!
huh?! so wats e problem??? *super confused*
after digression, we're back to discussing gals:
him: wah u noe wat kinda gals i like.. power!
me: of coz la i noe u so long liao.. im sure u noe which kinda guy i like too
*he gave me stupid smile*
me: wats tt for? dun tell me u dunno hor.. i slap u ah!
him: sometimes u will like someone unexpected? like rs?
*im speechless*
so, there's another possible reason: unpredictability.. is unpredictability linked wif me being a buddy gal??? im someone whom guys can hav lotsa fun wif.. but not someone whom they can imagine as a spouse??? becoz wat ppl look for in a long term spouse is stability (total contrast from my character, or should i say social image)??
omg tis is gonna b "the mystery of the century" man.. can engineers out there validate e above 2 hypothesis.. 99% confidence interval? gam xia! i tink in time to come.. there wil b more hypothesis too! c i so nice help u all revise.. hahaha..
*more confused than ever*
